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Dites-moi: quel est le chien que vous choisiriez pour un rendez-vous ?


SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS

The following are classifieds from Doggy Dating, a U.K.-based canine companionship agency.

Rex, age 11, Norwich
I like to eat grass even though I know it makes me sick! My favourite food is chocolate. I would describe myself as a dog who likes to take it easy and I am looking for someone to share a sunny afternoon or two with.

Bunty, age 4, Walsall
I like to run in the park and sniff people´s crotches. My favourite toy is a He-man figure. My favourite food is tripe. I would describe myself as cute with a cheeky sense of humour. I am looking for a partner fo hang out with in the park.

Minky, age 1, Highgate, London
I like to wear human clothes. My favourite toy is my rubber duck. My favourite treat is wearing hats. My favourite food is liver. I am looking for a friend to swap outfits with.

Meathead, age 3, Scotland
I like to watch TV and play in the rain. I would describe myself as more friendly than I look. I am looking for a young lady to share good times with.

Biff, age 6, Norwich
I like to eat grass, then vomit it up. My favourite toy is a model plane. My favourite food is duck. I would describe myself as funny-looking and a comedian. I am looking for a lady dog to make laugh.

Lucy-May, age 3, Bromsgrove
I like to play in the fountains in my local town square. My favourite toy is a Barbie doll. My favourite treat is hard-boiled sweets. I would describe myself as claan, well groomed, and elegant. I am looking for a smart dog with good personal hygiene.

Angie, age 1, County Downe
I like to lick my owner´s face. My favourite treat is walks in the sunshine. I would describe myself and small and cuddly. I am looking for a big strong dog to take care of me.


Moi c'est Angie que je préfére...

Est-ce la version canine de Tricks ?

I would describe myself as a nasty beast foaming at the mouth nine hours a day or more and growling on most of the rest. My favorite sport is to plunge my ugly, protruding teeth into the calves of passer-byes when my master is having his lager at the pub indoor. I am looking for a scruffy bitch Afghan or Bull-terrier with lanky hair and smelling paws to measure our respective over-bites on innocent pups and poodles gone astray in the neighbourhood.

Bien cher Pascal,

Auriez-vous parmi vos archives de DailyMotion quelque chose représentant Francis ?

Pour les "innocent pups and poodles" les p'tits blancs feront l'affaire, il ne vous reste plus qu'à trouver les Afghan ou Bull-Terrier, mais vous savez, je crois, où chercher.

jmarc écrivait:
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> Bien cher Pascal,
>
> Auriez-vous parmi vos archives de DailyMotion
> quelque chose représentant Francis ?
>
> Pour les "innocent pups and poodles" les p'tits
> blancs feront l'affaire, il ne vous reste plus
> qu'à trouver les Afghan ou Bull-Terrier, mais vous
> savez, je crois, où chercher.


Voilà une photo de moi Jmarc, désolé je n'en ai pas de plus récente.

C'était avant que je me teigne les cheveux. J'espère que je vous plais (j'ai brisé mon collier avec les dents et m'en suis fait des bracelets, qu'est-ce que vous en pensez ?)

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My favorite sport is to plunge my ugly, protruding teeth into the calves of passer-byes when my master is having his lager at the pub indoor.

Vous vous décrivez très bien mais je crois que l'on va vous mettre une muselière car vous êtes décidement très dangereux!

"Auriez-vous parmi vos archives de DailyMotion quelque chose représentant Francis ? "

J'ai quelque chose qui ne date pas d'hier, en tenue de samouraï... A l'époque, le Francis, il aimait vraiment "s'la jouer japonais".